Wrong. All white people in America are white trash. Don't act like the rest of the white world isn't better than you. Here in Canada, white people aren't white trash like you. It's not racist to call people white trash, if that's what they are
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Here’s a special letter, from me to you:
That’s big talk coming from a country that’s prison population is 80% black and has a horrific record of genocide against their own native people.
While aboriginals make up only 4% of Canada’s population, they represent 21.5% of those serving time in federal prisons, the report said.
Black people make up about 2.5% of Canada’s population. Yet they now represent just over 9% of the federal inmate population, the report says.
We all suck.
Martin Freeman’s drinking game: Take a sip every time someone mentions Benedict Cumberbatch in your interviews
It’s because he knows he’ll have time while they pronounce that name.
Hi. We don’t know each other, but I just wanted to let you know a few things. You have so much to be proud of. You’ve accomplished so much, even if it doesn’t always feel like it. All those stupid things you've done don't matter, because you’ve done so many great things and remembering them is just as important. You're amazing, brilliant, fantastic and just plain awesome. You matter. You can do anything. You can be whoever you want or need to be. Don’t let anyone make you believe anything else.
So, I may have seen these before, but I can’t see dates on them so idk. But either way, you are awesome. Do you just randomly shower people with kindness? What sort of magical creature are you? Anyway, thanks! (I think you’re super cool.)
Grandma: Well you really can’t expect much from those poor black people…
Grandma: with all they’ve had to put up with, of course they’re upset with the police.
Grandma: Well you can’t expect much more from those poor black people…
Grandma: with all that they have to put up with of course they’re upset with the police.
Sickest Candle ever.
It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…
funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.
^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY
i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle
shoulda dunked it in salt water bitches
We had one of these last summer, it was great, but it wouldn’t stop so my dad took it outside and put in in one of the flower pots in the back yard kinda jokingly. The problem is when people wanted to go outside we were all “oh my god is that thing still playing?” It took a while but I managed to pull out some wires. That stopped it…for 30 seconds. It terrified me when it started up again. Then I pulled out the rest of the wires and emerged victorious.
Who is this? Does anyone have a source?
Andrea Gibson from her poem Jewelry Store. Not sure that’s the official name, but it’s the name of the YouTube vid I saw it in, though it doesn’t look quite like this gif.
If you’re a Nerdfighter reblog this, it will make sense later
We are the British, you have been warned.
this is why we win
obviously that was mycroft
“When followers tried to download the 67-page colour magazine, instead of instructions about how to “Make a bomb in the Kitchen of your Mom” by “The AQ Chef” they were greeted with garbled computer code.
The code, which had been inserted into the original magazine by the British intelligence hackers, was actually a web page of recipes for “The Best Cupcakes in America” published by the Ellen DeGeneres chat show.”